Goodbye my friend.

I normally like to write about fun stuff and things to make folks laugh but today I can’t, today I must honour my friend Joanne Harvey and tell you about her. Jo was my local lady who worked at the Dry Cleaners and I wondered why she seemed a bit sad and maybe a tiny bit grumpy? So I set out to make friends with her. And lucky for me she liked me. She wasn’t sad or miserable at all although some might say she may have had reason to be.image
This amazing lady lost the love of her life in a truck accident when she was 35 years old and bought her three kids up on her own. She moved to the Gold Coast and then had a bout with Breast Cancer, she won the first round. Her adorable Grandson was born and was the ‘Light of her life’, another reason why Grandma’s should not be given IPhones. Many a day I have watched videos and photos of her darling ‘Teddy’, I didn’t mind it made her happy.
She loved Country and Western, I hated it but even that didn’t stop us being friends. We went to Broadbeach one Sunday to watch her friend of 30 years play in his band. He had written a song for her late husband which he played for her and we all cried. We drank far too much, found some pasta joint on the way home and ate far too much! and then thought it was a good idea to hire a poor young man on a bicycle with a cart behind to take us home! Boy did he earn his money that night! Sorry about throwing up in your garden Jo!!
Thanks for being my friend, thanks for showing me what real toughness is really like and RIP with your beloved husband.

#joanneharvey#myfriend#missyou#beautifulsoul

Stuffed Pumpkin and a whole world of pain

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Yesterday a lovely friend of Skinny Bitch needed some help to empty a container of Nappy Wipes for the company she works for and then do some warehouse work. Sounds easy enough? Boy was SB mistaken! 24000 packets of nappy wipes in 1333 boxes each weighing 8.5 kilos. Skinny Bitch and two others lifting every single one of them to stack into a warehouse miles high and if that wasn’t fun enough then had to unstuck mile high piles to take down to other warehouse where they were taped together making the weight now 17kilos and placed in more huge piles really to be posted out to customers. It was during this process that one of the lovely owners gave SB a homegrown beautiful pumpkin, so clearly She had plenty of time to imagine what She would do with that sweet little baby when She got home. Should I make soup? No it was far too pretty for that! Roast? No boring! How about a stuffed one? Yes! Perhaps chicken mince and garlic? No sick of chicken! Maybe quinoa , red onion and feta? yes that’s it! Now just tape these remaining 30 odd boxes and home She trot’s to cook! That was until after 8 hours of lifting and moving SB I did finally arrive home sunburnt, sore and could barely blink! So unfortunately the Pumpkin gave way to Latino Pasta and sauce and Pumpkin will have to wait until Skinny Bitch’s can move her arms again.

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However as a footnote two days later SB did cook that Gorgeous pumpkin up and here’s the recipe!
Baked Pumpkin with Quinoa, Red onion and Feta cheese

Ingredients
1 pumpkin: Butternut or similar shape
2 cloves garlic chopped
3 tbs olive oil
1 red onion chopped
1 tsp nutmeg
1/2 cup Quinoa ( Cook as per instructions, it cooks same as rice so 1/2 cup Quinoa boil in 1 cup water for 15 mins, I use Tupperware rice cooker it’s easier.)
1/2 tbs African Spice ( I bought mine in Coles from Table of Plenty, but you can use Cajun or Nepalese)
1 tin organic diced tomatoes
1 tbs tomato paste
1/3 cup water
Salt and pepper
100g Persian Feta cheese

All pumpkin flesh diced
1/2 capsicum diced
1/2 Zucchini diced
1 cup baby spinach
1/2 cup corn kernels (use any or all of the vegetables or find your own)

Method
Preheat oven to 180C
Cut Pumpkin in half length ways and discard seeds. Remove half the flesh and put aside. (To scrape out use a spoon or I used a pizza cutter and then scooped out.)
Place both halves on tray and drizzle with half the olive oil, sprinkle with Nutmeg,salt and pepper and place in oven for 20 mins.
Meanwhile prepare filling.
Place rest of oil into frypan and heat on medium heat add onion and garlic and cook until soft (approx 2 mins) add African spice, stir 30 secs , add pumpkin flesh diced, capsicum, zucchini, corn, spinach, quinoa (cooked) and tinned tomatoes, tomato paste and water. Cook for 5 mins. Remove from stovetop.
Remove Pumpkin from oven and place on board, fill pumpkin cavity with quinoa mixture. Sprinkle withFeta cheese and bake for further 20. Mins.
Serve immediately …… Yum

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New Bike Creates Fanny Ache on SB’s Training Rides

 

As you already know Skinny Bitch (SB) has signed up for a 100km charity ride in June her adventures include having to part with her old and trusted bike known as Lucky. It was a sad day when SB had to part with her trusted metal friend and she still longs for the sound of the rusty chain spinning as she spins her way along the Palm Beach Cycle Path……For those who are interested ‘Lucky’ got sold in a garage sale to a local Gal who still calls her ‘Lucky’!
So SB has been riding her new bike which she has had now for three years, Unfortunately for SB reading manuals is not her strength she may or may not have forgotten to read the part which recommends washing down ones bike after riding 25k along a beach as she often does. So Rusty rusted! Oops time for new bike! A beautiful new Avanti, woohoo! Nice goes faster, ooh lighter and so smooth, but What’s this? An annoying seat poking in SB’s nether regions? That’s never happened before? Just keep riding, just keep riding she thinks? What’s something to distract? I know recipes? What does one feel like when riding along with a sore Fanny? Coconut and Date Scones of course? SB remembers a recipe she got from God knows where many years ago. Good job SB managed to make it home! Made scones they were just as delicious as SB remembered but problem with ‘FannyGate’ still remains!
Enjoy and just make sure you earn the reward.
Ingredients:
3 cups SR Flour (I use Macro organic white flour)
1 Cup Coconut Cream
1 Cup Lemonade
1 egg ( for egg wash glaze)

Preheat oven 200C
Mix ingredients together to form a ball of dough, (if too wet just add little more flour) use scone cutter or a glass to cut scones out of dough. Place on Baking tray and brush tops with the egg wash (egg beaten with fork that’s it!). Cook 20 – 25mins on 200C

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Creations after a few! You know what I mean!

Have you ever had a few let’s say… Refreshments? And then proceeded to cook dinner found out an hour later that you just created a masterpiece and then promptly  forgot what you put in in! Hummm I have done a few of these (maybe quite a few?) so the other night after having a wine or two with my sister came home to cook dinner (yes I walked home it’s not far!) and instead of doing the usual! Cooking something and forgetting what I did I wrote it all down to share with you and I must say the meal was fab! And here is the recipe for you.  It’s called Tiddled Prawn Pasta!!

Ingredients

1 tbs Olive oil

2 Garlic cloves chopped

1/2 red onion chopped finely

15 raw prawns

1/4 cup white wine

1/2 lemon squeezed

2tsp lemon zest

150 ml cream

2tbs spring onions chopped

1/2 cup pasta water (from cooked pasta)

1/2 cup Parmesan cheese

black Pepper to season

Method: Cook pasta as per instructions and save 1/2 cup water from cooking.

In a frypan heat oil cook onion until soft then add garlic, cook another minute and then add prawns and white wine, cook further minute add lemon, zest spring onion and take off heat.

Drain Pasta and remember to reserve a 1/2 cup of pasta water. Return pasta to pot, on medium heat add prawn mixture, cream, Parmesan and pasta water stir through until hot. Season with Black Pepper and serve with salad (if you can find the lettuce!) Bon appetite.

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How to Avoid Your Culinary Master Piece Looking like a Train Crash on the Plate!

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Ever cooked up a stunning meal, followed  the recipe painstakingly polished up your plates and when it came to the actual food on the plate it looks like something that has fallen out of the sky and just landed there?  Me too!

Di’s Tips.

1. All is not lost there is an art to plating, just like getting dressed.  You don’t wear red pants with an orange top unless your off to a Moroccan party, so don’t place colours that clash next to each other ie: carrot and tomato, sweet potato and pumpkin ( way too much orange!).
2. The plate is like a picture frame, you have an edge around to frame the food, it should be at least 2 cms all the way round.  This is your boundary food should never cross it!
3. Decide if you should put food on the plate vertically or flat.  Most meals will have a ‘ hero’ piece, decide if you would like this in the middle of your plate (you would do this with fish perhaps if serving with quinoa, mixed leaf salad, diced small items etc) so you place the quinoa or salad etc in the middle of the plate and then the fish on top.  Perhaps if you have a sauce you could drizzle it down them both to join the items.  Don’t over do!
4. If it is a flat item like a chicken fillet then you could put it on one half and place the accompaniments on the other side remembering the colour rule. Again if you have a sauce this time just drizzle on the ‘hero’ piece.
5. No splashes!   If you do happen to get any food on rim of plate wipe off.  Food that looks great tastes better.
6. Look at your plate as if it a beautiful painting and you the artist.

Experiment there are no rules.

Bon Appetite

Skinny Bitch